In heaven, you get your own sparkly teal paddle boat.
In heaven, all the tomatoes are fresh and homegrown. (Submitted by Hannah: hannahbee.vox.com)
In heaven, otters like to cuddle with you.
In heaven there is always something interesting going on outside, and there's always someone to watch it with you.
In heaven, nobody gets to say “I told you so” about there being a heaven.
In heaven, you can have as many pets as want you.
In heaven, the book you want to read is always checked in.
In heaven, your neighbor is someone you really like... and someone who likes you back.
In heaven, everything you littered on earth winds up in your living room.
